This girl is more easily done than said...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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