Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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