I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Send help, water and tortillas.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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