I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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