OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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