She's JV to your varsity
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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