Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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