I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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