she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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