I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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