I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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