it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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