mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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