it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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