yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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