you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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