God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When did angry sex become our thing?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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