I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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