my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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