On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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