i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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