hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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