You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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