Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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