How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Buhtt sex?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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