just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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