I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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