dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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