next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think your dad took our porno
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize