I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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