Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
