I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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