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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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