And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
