yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
