Dude my mom stole all your condoms
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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