ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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