Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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