North Korea, Best Korea!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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