Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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