I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.