Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures