just tell him i said nine months
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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I stole a fireplace last night.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My dick has a subreddit
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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