This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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