Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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