I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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