Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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