He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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