just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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