She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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