Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I understand Curling. That high.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
