I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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