WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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