You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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