69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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