that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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