how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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