The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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